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He is now a legitimate leading man of sorts, so you don't have to be embarrassed to admit that you would have let his Robert Goulet serenade your pants right off.

So if you're a warm blooded human and you've ever dreamed about getting sweet nothings whispered in your ear by President Obama (or Denzel, or Will Smith, or Jay-Z), I'm sure Jay would be happy to oblige.

SNL aired Ben Stiller's short film The Hustler of Money in 1987, and two years later he was offered a job as a writer and featured performer.

Imminently crushable, and yet probably secretly a total mack daddy who would inevitably leave you for someone younger and January Jonesier, and YET you just can't help but make out with him again a few years later when he comes crawling back all helpless and sorry and handsome. And then you'd get to live together and make each other cookies and pies and casseroles and listen to records and basically just live the perfect life together forever. Maya's bridesmaid Kristen Wiig, on the other hand, is someone who you're going to hit on immediately and never stop hitting on for the rest of your life. It's a little difficult to talk about wanting to make out with Amy Poehler because so many of us look up to her, and it's sort of like wanting to make out with your professor or your friend's cool older sister or...

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This highly scientific list was determined using a complex algorithm involving: foxy looks, charming personalities, and determining how good these funny men and women would be at making out. Parnell holds the dubious honor of being the only SNL cast member to be fired by Lorne Michaels twice – he was "laid off" in 2001 due to budget cuts but re-hired halfway through the following season, and then he was again let go due to budget cuts in 2006. That same quality that got Chris fired twice is exactly what would make him an awesome A boyfriend for some loud-ass girl who wants to be the center of attention. Among us, Jenny can drop as many f-bombs as she wants with us, if-you-know-what-I-mean.

Who wants a dude whose going to steal the spotlight all the time? Chris is your ideal match if you're seeking a guy who will love you a lot, make you laugh, and never expect much of anything in return. Molls was never really a sex kitten per se, but when she put on her Mary Katherine Gallagher persona everything changed. REAL TALK: Kattan's dad is named Kip Kong and was on Reno 911! The man was born to be a mouth-watering combo-deal of sexiness and ludicrous hilarity. I don't want to know the people who wouldn't spend a night at the Roxbury with this ridiculous man.

AS IF you haven't already imagined that before.

Yo, Will Ferrell is six foot three inches tall, his face manages to emanate both masculinity and loving kindness, and he is one of the funniest men who has ever walked the earth / Saturday night.

All jokes aside, how many gals have done the MKG look for Halloween so they can secretly wear a sexy costume without getting shit for it? The legendary Belushi (RIP) may not be a heartthrob by traditional standards, but this is precisely the dude one might roll their eyes at around 6pm and find themselves agreeing to marry by midnight. Gail Matthius had the unfortunate luck of being cast on SNL during its low point in 1981, after producer Lorne Michaels resigned – taking most of the writing staff with him. Gail is no valley girl IRL, but she probably still tastes like cherry chapstick and bubblegum.

The recent revelation that Janeane Garofalo identifies as asexual and has a celibate relationship with her boyfriend has had zero bearing on her standing as the goddess of dream '90s girlfriends, a gal who would be the perfect partner for all of the pot-smoking, whiskey-drinking, laugh-so-hard-your-tummy-hurts nights in you always imagined adult relationships would be full of.

Truth bomb: Garth was 100x the more bangable of the Wayne's World duo.